Happy Unbirthday, Sen. Tom Cotton

This just in: Sen. Tom Cotton buys and eats birthday cake EVEN WHEN IT’S NOT HIS BIRTHDAY. See this exchange with the New York Times below:
You have been described as having very little appetite for frivolity. Do you have any guilty pleasures? I run a lot every morning.
That sounds neither guiltynor pleasurable. But I do it so I canindulge in the guilty pleasure of eating birthday cake.
Every day? Most days, with ice cream. Early on, when my wife and I weredating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buybirthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: “Really? I do, too.”
Even if it’s not somebody’sbirthday? Yes. She went to the grocery store yesterday and picked up a white birthday cake.
More here: Tom Cotton Eats Birthday Cake Almost Every Day
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